When does a frog frown?
When he's un-hoppy.
What do frogs like to drink?
Croaka-cola!
What do you get if you cross a famous space film with a frog?
Star Warts!
What do you say when you want to make friends with a frog?
Wart's new!
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on!
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What's Og's favorite ballet?
Swamp Lake?
What's green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What game do frogs play in Scotland?
Hop-Scotch!
Where do frogs leave their coats and hats?
In the croak-room!
Why did the frog become a lighthouse keeper?
Because he had his own frog horn!
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